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“The Tartar Yoke” Was The Best Thing That Ever Happened to Moscow

Long story short:
In the 1300s, Moscow, a mediocre(The Kremlin was a wooden fort) city state rose to power because they served as lackeys of the Golden Horde.

A clever Muscovite prince hung out in the Horde’s capital in Sarai, actively currying the Khan’s favor and snapping up all the best opportunities as they came. Quite simply, he was the best at sucking up to the boss.

Moscow’s big break was finally getting appointed as the Khan’s personal tax collector and enforcer over all the other Russian states. Everything Ivan “Moneybags” I did from then on was backed by the threat of the Khan’s armies. Game. Set. Match.


Russian principalities under Golden Horde map
Moscow wasn’t exactly the center of things early on. Just one of many towns in one of many fractious principalities all of them tributaries to the Golden Khan in Sarai.

By Giovanni Dannato

In 1547 I was burnt at the stake in Rome for my pernicious pamphlet proclaiming that the heavens were not filled with a profusion of aether, but rather an extensive vacuum.
Now, the phlogiston that composed my being has re-manifested centuries in the future so that I may continue the task that was inconveniently disrupted so long ago.
Now, I live in Rome on the very street where I (and others) were publicly burnt. To this day, the street is known as what I would translate as 'Heretic's Way'. My charming residence is number 6 on this old road. Please, do come inside and pay me a visit; I should be delighted to spew out endless pedagoguery to one and all...

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